Posts from the ‘Humor’ Category

January 2017 Book of the month giveaway

Bonne année 2017 !
To start well,
we have 2 books on offer this month!

Click on the book covers
to know more about them

   purged-by-fire    fa-la-llama-la

Enter here

Giveaway Tools will draw 2 winners on February 1st

Good luck!

Which one would you like to win?
Why?

 

Save

Friday 56 (December 30): Fa-La-Llama-La

Friday 56Rules:
*Grab a book, any book.
*Turn to page 56 or 56% in your eReader
*Find any sentence, (or a few, just don’t spoil it) that grabs you.
*Post it.
*Click on the logo here to access the host page.
*Add your (url) post below in Linky.
*Add the post url, not your blog url. It’s that simple.

***
I am posting for this meme a passage from a book
presented on France Book Tours
***

fa-la-llama-la

Click on the book cover to know more about the book

Nick strode round behind her.
“Don’t kick her!” I cried.
“I’d never do that,” he chided me. “But I will give her backside a heave upwards.”
And with that he grabbed her tail.
“Come on, girl, move your arse.”
He pulled her tail up. Before he could even begin to exert any pressure, Holly was on her feet. I guessed it was the indignity of having her lady llama bits exposed that made her shoot up, or perhaps it was the blast of cold night air on them once the warm, furry cover was removed. Anyway, she was on her feet and we were in business.
It hadn’t occurred to me that Holly might not want to co-operate in this crazy Christmassy escapade. I’d merrily assumed she’d happily comply with our plans. She was decidedly reluctant to come out with us into the snowy outdoors. She’d been very happy in her cosy den. I had to pull very firmly on the leading rope, and Nick gave her a few slaps on the behind before she finally accelerated out of a dawdle into a slow walk. At this rate the service would be over before we got to the church.


And come back in January to win a copy!

Eiffel Tower Orange

Visit the author’s website. Follow her on Facebook, Twitter

Buy the bookAmazon.com
Amazon.fr | Amazon.co.uk

Eiffel Tower Orange

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN THIS SHORT EXCERPT?

Fa-La-Llama-La: tour winner

We have a winner!

llama-winner

Jo

won a $10 gift card

by participating into the giveaway
sponsored by

Stephanie Dagg

author of

fa-la-llama-la

Fa-La-Llama-La

(Christmas romantic comedy)

 Release date: October 21, 2016
Self-published

ASIN: B01MF7F813
165 pages

SYNOPSIS

It’s very nearly Christmas and, temporarily jobless and homeless, Noelle is back at home with her parents. However, a phone call from her cousin Joe, who runs a house-and-pet-sitting service, saves her from a festive season of Whist, boredom and overindulging.
So Noelle is off to France to mind a dozen South American mammals. She arrives amidst a blizzard and quickly discovers that something is definitely wrong at the farm. The animals are there all right, but pretty much nothing else – no power, no furniture and, disastrously, no fee. Add to that a short-tempered intruder in the middle of the night, a premature delivery, long-lost relatives and participation in a living crèche, and this is shaping up to be a noel that Noelle will never forget.
Fa-La-Llama-La is a feel-good, festive and fun romcom with a resourceful heroine, a hero who’s a bit of a handful and some right woolly charmers.

Eiffel Tower Orange

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

fa-la-llama-la-stephanie-daggHi, I’m Stephanie Dagg.
I’m an English expat living in France,
having moved here with my family in 2006
after fourteen years as an expat in Ireland.
I now consider myself a European
rather than ‘belonging’ to any particular country.
The last ten years have been interesting, to put it mildly.
Taking on seventy-five acres with three lakes, two hovels and one cathedral-sized barn,
not to mention an ever increasing menagerie, makes for exciting times. The current array of animals includes alpacas, llamas, huarizos (alpaca-llama crossbreds, unintended in our case and all of them thanks to one very determined alpaca male), sheep, goats, pigs, ducks, geese, chickens and turkeys, not forgetting our pets of dogs, cats, zebra finches, budgies and Chinese quail. Before we came to France we had was a dog and two chickens, so it’s been a steep learning curve. I’m married to Chris and we have three bilingual TCKs (third culture kids) who are resilient and resourceful and generally wonderful. I’m a traditionally-published author of many children’s books, and and am now self-publishing too. I have worked part-time as a freelance editor for many years after starting out as a desk editor for Hodder & Stoughton. The rest of the time I’m running carp fishing lakes with Chris and inevitably cleaning up some or other animal’s poop.

Visit her website. Follow her on Facebook, Twitter

Buy the book:
Amazon.com | Amazon.fr
Amazon.co.uk

CLICK ON THE BANNER
TO ACCESS REVIEWS AND EXCERPTS

fa-la-llama-la-jpg-banner